I kind of wish automated disclaimers popped up when you wanted to follow a new blog
‘I am generally super nice and friendly and we can talk a few times and I post the best fandom stuff but every few months I will reblog something to ensure you know your identity is invalid and that I find your existence an actual joke’
We all know you’re the coolest social media founder. You’re the most attractive. The least sketchy. The least “Tom”.
Your website is really awesome.
But you know what makes it even better?
Now, despite what you’ve tried to convince us, we all know that Missing E isn’t a browser hack. It’s not a virus, or malware. It’s not some sentient Tron-esque program trying to take over the world. It’s not Skynet.
It’s just a browser extension run and maintained by some really talented programmers, who MADE YOUR WEBSITE BETTER.
So stop being a petulant child, and either hire them or buy the extension. You can afford it. You have over $40 million in funding for the damn website. Imagine how much you could get if it ACTUALLY WORKED.
Just think about it.
white person: hi! im a white person :)
black person: im a black pers-
NO! NO! I DONT SEE RACE! LABELS ARE FOR CLOTHES THIS IS A POST RACIAL SOCEITY YOU CANT IDENTIFY NOPE SORRY.
straight person: hi! im heterosexual :)
queer person: hey im que-
WHY THE NEED TO LABEL OUR SEXUALITIES!?!? IT ONLY ADDS TO YOUR OPPRESSION! I DONT SEE SEXUALITY, YOU SHOULDN’T EITHER!
able-bodied person: hello! Im able-bodied :)
person with disability: hi i have a disab-
WHY THE NEED TO SAY THIS? WE’RE ALL TREATED THE SAME WE JUST HAVE TO BE NICER TO EACH OTHER KUMBAYA EVERYONE!!
((coz y’know, you can only label yourself if you are a white cis straight able-bodied person. if you dont fit this, you’re obviously making trouble for no reason))